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If you’re reading this, you’ve come to the realization that you are suffering from one of two very serious afflictions; Dumb Girl Syndrome (DGS) or Dumb Ass Dude Syndrome (DADS). By now, you’re confused and scared, wondering where you’ve contracted this from, who’s to blame and regretting not using protection the last few times. Relax. [...]

Every time I revisit the site to post something new, I’m floored by how long it takes me to find something “Yikes worthy” to post. However, we’re in luck! Multiple things have happened and I cannot wait to share them with you guys over the next week. Let’s get to it!
About a week or [...]

My hair is Jewish New Yorker thick. It’s nappy, tight corkscrew, dread-lock itself deep inside the crown of my head thick. So naturally, when I go to the salon, I get some looks. However, since I’ve had this hair all my life, its become somewhat normal to me and borderline entertaining to watch these people [...]

It’s a magical time of year ladies and gentleman! That’s right. It’s the Jewish New Year; a time to get together, eat apples and honey and gather around the dining room table while we laugh until noodle kugel comes out of our nose. What is it about the holidays that turn families into laugh [...]

SO…finally, once again, the blog is up and running…so I’ll get right to it! Today, let’s discuss a pandemic effecting our friendships nationwide. As we know, when we leave for college/work/family, it has been known for our friends to move all over the Country. So it’s only logical that we’re able to keep in contact [...]

This story that I’m about to tell may sound particularly strange, but I swear on my dog’s life…it’s legit. I have this awful habit of getting frustrated with the normal dating scene and turning to the Internet. I’ve only done it twice, once relating back to the story at hand and the second time has [...]

Friday I’m sitting in my computer chair, trying to clean up my apartment when all of a sudden I spin to turn the TV volume up and I’m stuck. Paralyzed in a twisted position, it suddenly occurs to me that I just made a gigantic “OOPS.”
The feeling is synonymous to the process of making taffy; [...]

This story is in two parts, including one generic note and one very weird story that happened to me yesterday.
First, let’s address the generic note. WHAT is the story with these automatic flushing toilets? This may sound incredibly pedantic and redundant but I just keep wondering…are these flushers getting FASTER? I feel like I’m in [...]

It’s funny; because I find so much material around me it’s ridiculous. Sometimes I feel like paying them, because it’s that good. My brother “T” is a smart guy, just really spacey. He’s one of the Twins (I have twin brothers three years younger for those of you who do not know) and “J” is [...]

So here we are a year later from my previous post and boy am I ready for an update. I posted my original “story” in hopes of having this proper blog, where I posted things I’ve written over the years about experiences that make me scream “YIKES” outloud. Now that I’ve moved past that notion, [...]