Posted March 1st by YikesMaster in Uncategorized
It’s a rare occasion that anyone from my past really sneaks back into my life. Typically, relationships end in fury of flames and we never speak again. Recently, I’ve had the horror and pleasure of both running into an ex, and seeing one on purpose. The experience is completely new and different for me, and [...]
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Posted February 28th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized
Not to disappoint, but this will most likely be my last blog about dating for quite some time. I’ve decided to join a Jewish monastery. OH, they don’t exist you say? Well then I’m going to create one. Tack that on to my list of “things to do.” If the experiences I’ve had up until [...]
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Posted February 9th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized
My co-workers are a never ending fountain of ridiculous. Everyday some new story gets brought to light or something silly slips from their mouths and I feel like it’s time I share it with you all. Out of the three guys I work with in my department, there is one in particular who always seems [...]
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Posted January 6th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized
Today’s a weird one ladies and gents. Been having some weird dreams, some weird feelings and some weird things happen (I know, me? Never)! Perhaps this is a good a time as any to divulge that I’m ridiculously superstitious. I believe in Karma and signs and all the hoopla. Not ghosts or psychics or anything [...]
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Posted December 20th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized
I’m pretty sure I should change my name to Adam Lambert, since clearly I am here for your entertainment. While I don’t even really know his music, I do know that’s his first single and he seems to say his life is here to entertain “you.” Hmm…likewise.
I swear that I continue to date so that [...]
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Posted October 21st by YikesMaster in Uncategorized
If you would have told me three months ago that I’d be working for the company I am, my first response would have been laughter. Yet, here we are, in the glorious advertising department of said company. Prior to beginning here, it’s mandatory that everyone attends orientation. If for some reason you thought your [...]
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Posted October 20th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized
Congratulations!
If you’re reading this, you’ve come to the realization that you are suffering from one of two very serious afflictions; Dumb Girl Syndrome (DGS) or Dumb Ass Dude Syndrome (DADS). By now, you’re confused and scared, wondering where you’ve contracted this from, who’s to blame and regretting not using protection the last few times. Relax. [...]
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Posted October 14th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized
Every time I revisit the site to post something new, I’m floored by how long it takes me to find something “Yikes worthy” to post. However, we’re in luck! Multiple things have happened and I cannot wait to share them with you guys over the next week. Let’s get to it!
About a week or [...]
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Posted September 28th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized
My hair is Jewish New Yorker thick. It’s nappy, tight corkscrew, dread-lock itself deep inside the crown of my head thick. So naturally, when I go to the salon, I get some looks. However, since I’ve had this hair all my life, its become somewhat normal to me and borderline entertaining to watch these people [...]
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Posted September 20th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized
It’s a magical time of year ladies and gentleman! That’s right. It’s the Jewish New Year; a time to get together, eat apples and honey and gather around the dining room table while we laugh until noodle kugel comes out of our nose. What is it about the holidays that turn families into laugh [...]
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