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Dan, Dan, the WACKO Man

Posted August 10th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

This weekend was extremely busy, and full of “Yikes” moments. From Thursday thru Sunday it felt as though I was participating in the bad decision Olympics, where I was returning as the reigning Gold Medalist. I want to write the entirety of the weekend down, but feel like that would be [...]


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The Manuel Files- Part II

Posted July 7th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

As I’m sure you’ve guessed from the title, he’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. It’s hard for me to steer clear of discussing my favorite coworker when he provides such an abundance of wacky material. The biggest reaction I received from the first installation of the “Manuel Files” is, “No f’ing way in HELL [...]


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The Tale of Smelly McNasterson

Posted June 2nd by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

So I’ve returned to this trainer of mine as I try to lose the leftover weight from college. Which on an off topic, they never properly warn you about at orientation. They give you this entire alcohol prevention and safety schpeel, but the powers that be never slam an overweight dude [...]


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Things that go “blog” in the night

Posted May 26th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

Let’s chat for a moment about dreams and nightmares. I’m someone who has extremely vivid evening affairs whilst off in la la dreamland. I wasn’t going to blog about this next, but with so much lined up and these dreams and nightmares continuously tormenting me, it seems only fair to torment you [...]


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The Manuel Files

Posted May 24th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

Sometimes, there are too many Yikes moments to keep up with. Sadly, these past few weeks where I’ve been absent from writing have been due to that exact thing. It makes me stop and ask, what should I put out there first? Would my seven viewers prefer to hear stories of idiotic [...]


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What To Do When You Run Into An Ex…or Two.

Posted March 1st by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

It’s a rare occasion that anyone from my past really sneaks back into my life. Typically, relationships end in fury of flames and we never speak again. Recently, I’ve had the horror and pleasure of both running into an ex, and seeing one on purpose. The experience is completely new and different for me, and [...]


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M&M: A Therapeutic Story

Posted February 28th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

Not to disappoint, but this will most likely be my last blog about dating for quite some time. I’ve decided to join a Jewish monastery. OH, they don’t exist you say?  Well then I’m going to create one. Tack that on to my list of “things to do.” If the experiences I’ve had up until [...]


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Why Dialing Out For Love Is Never A Good Idea

Posted February 9th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

My co-workers are a never ending fountain of ridiculous. Everyday some new story gets brought to light or something silly slips from their mouths and I feel like it’s time I share it with you all. Out of the three guys I work with in my department, there is one in particular who always seems [...]


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Nostalgia

Posted January 6th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

Today’s a weird one ladies and gents. Been having some weird dreams, some weird feelings and some weird things happen (I know, me? Never)! Perhaps this is a good a time as any to divulge that I’m ridiculously superstitious. I believe in Karma and signs and all the hoopla. Not ghosts or psychics or anything [...]


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For Your Entertainment

Posted December 20th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

I’m pretty sure I should change my name to Adam Lambert, since clearly I am here for your entertainment. While I don’t even really know his music, I do know that’s his first single and he seems to say his life is here to entertain “you.” Hmm…likewise.
I swear that I continue to date so that [...]


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