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Welcome To The Menagerie- Part I- Babies Are Ruining My Life

Posted September 12th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

Sweet Moses, it’s been a long time!! I do apologize to the five of you loyal readers ( Mom, big ups to you!) who hang on my every sentence for entertainment…and to feel better about you. I’m sort of like watching Intervention. At the end of it, you’re a bit confused, worried, turned on…but ultimately [...]


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Just Call Me Julia!

Posted January 17th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

It’s so weird to think how things have evolved, technologically speaking. At some points I feel like we can’t even keep up. We’re so techno-tasking [like that?] that we forget to reaaaaallly keep track of exactly what’s going on. You’d like an example? Let me reach into my magical grab bag [...]


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Knock, Knock: It’s Reality!

Posted January 12th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

It was a grab bag of mixed emotions as I entered the arena in Tallahassee where I had sat three years prior on Graduation Day. A weird feeling of pride, mixed with all of the extraneous feelings that I’ve felt since leaving there. The faces on the kids graduating were priceless, [...]


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Bye Bye Baby Bear

Posted October 23rd by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

Some of the other updates since the last time we’ve chatted are actually work related. I graduated with my Masters in Advertising with an emphasis in Copywriting about six months ago. Unfortunately, I graduated into a “soft market” economy. So, I was lucky enough to land a job while in [...]


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Goodnight, Dad!

Posted October 21st by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

It’s been a few months since I’ve update (geez, really?) so let me see if I can do a condensed update…After delightful Dan, I decided that perhaps it’s time I take a break from dating. That lasted for a little bit, before meeting Matt ( a copywriter) whom I dated very [...]


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Dan, Dan, the WACKO Man

Posted August 10th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

This weekend was extremely busy, and full of “Yikes” moments. From Thursday thru Sunday it felt as though I was participating in the bad decision Olympics, where I was returning as the reigning Gold Medalist. I want to write the entirety of the weekend down, but feel like that would be [...]


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The Manuel Files- Part II

Posted July 7th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

As I’m sure you’ve guessed from the title, he’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. It’s hard for me to steer clear of discussing my favorite coworker when he provides such an abundance of wacky material. The biggest reaction I received from the first installation of the “Manuel Files” is, “No f’ing way in HELL [...]


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The Tale of Smelly McNasterson

Posted June 2nd by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

So I’ve returned to this trainer of mine as I try to lose the leftover weight from college. Which on an off topic, they never properly warn you about at orientation. They give you this entire alcohol prevention and safety schpeel, but the powers that be never slam an overweight dude [...]


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Things that go “blog” in the night

Posted May 26th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

Let’s chat for a moment about dreams and nightmares. I’m someone who has extremely vivid evening affairs whilst off in la la dreamland. I wasn’t going to blog about this next, but with so much lined up and these dreams and nightmares continuously tormenting me, it seems only fair to torment you [...]


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The Manuel Files

Posted May 24th by YikesMaster in Uncategorized

Sometimes, there are too many Yikes moments to keep up with. Sadly, these past few weeks where I’ve been absent from writing have been due to that exact thing. It makes me stop and ask, what should I put out there first? Would my seven viewers prefer to hear stories of idiotic [...]


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